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Jan. 15th, 2011 11:14 pm
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Dear Dr. Arkham,

Apparently it hasn't been brought to your attention yet, so let me do you a favor and tell you: inducing insanity is the shittiest treatment plan in the history of psychiatry. Every goddamn hallucination/attempt at deluding me further has been a waste of both of our time, even though I gotta give you points for the blonde. She was a nice touch, but nothing I couldn't imagine without the OD of sedatives or whatever the fuck you're using here. If I find out you told my lawyer I don't want to see his pussy ass, I will cut out your tongue and cram it so far down your throat that it will tickle your lower esophageal sphincter.

Hope the family is well.

Yours,

Roman Sionis

PS: When I say "hope the family is well" I mean it sincerely. But that's because I want the privilege of being the one to introduce them to the wonderful world of heated, blunt objects.

PPS: Food's better than last time, though. Good job.

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
...That wasn't something I had planned on envisioning this afternoon. Or ever, if I'm honest.

No amount of Arkham's medication could induce hallucinations this vivid. Do you believe I'm a hallucination?

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Be fair, Roman. I run my own agency. It's not unbelievable. In fact, it's quite believable.

Do we need to have a face to face chat before you'll consider the reality?

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Monitoring criminals is in my job description.

My name is not would lock-picking your door prove you wrong?

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[ Internal sigh goes here. Also, he looks a hell of a lot better than he did last time. The Death Toll has worn off. ]

It's not an illusion.

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[ ffffffffffff ]

You'd have to pay me first.

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Date: 2011-01-16 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
I don't think they can hear you, Roman.

Try texting louder.

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Date: 2011-01-16 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com
Considering that I helped convince someone that this was Arkham? I can safely say that it isn't Arkham.

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Date: 2011-01-16 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com
God of mischief and occasionally chaos. The name's Loki.

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Date: 2011-01-16 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com
Like I haven't heard that before.

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Date: 2011-01-16 05:33 am (UTC)
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[Many laughs are had at your expense, Skullface.]

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Date: 2011-01-16 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vfranklinmott.livejournal.com
Franklin Mott. One time, in the 1920s, I was Frankie the Nose, for about a week. I'm still puzzling over the nickname.

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That's one way to cope, I guess.
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Wally West, fastest man alive and warden extraordinaire.

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No, I'm the other Wally West. [ The sarcasm, can you taste it? ]

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