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Jan. 15th, 2011 11:14 pm
maskurbates: (Surfin' teh intarwebs)
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Dear Dr. Arkham,

Apparently it hasn't been brought to your attention yet, so let me do you a favor and tell you: inducing insanity is the shittiest treatment plan in the history of psychiatry. Every goddamn hallucination/attempt at deluding me further has been a waste of both of our time, even though I gotta give you points for the blonde. She was a nice touch, but nothing I couldn't imagine without the OD of sedatives or whatever the fuck you're using here. If I find out you told my lawyer I don't want to see his pussy ass, I will cut out your tongue and cram it so far down your throat that it will tickle your lower esophageal sphincter.

Hope the family is well.

Yours,

Roman Sionis

PS: When I say "hope the family is well" I mean it sincerely. But that's because I want the privilege of being the one to introduce them to the wonderful world of heated, blunt objects.

PPS: Food's better than last time, though. Good job.

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Date: 2011-01-17 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Edward immediately begins smoothing down his suit.]

No one has a window. That was a ruse.

[And apparently a very good ruse, at that.]

If you want to see outside, there's a deck.

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Date: 2011-01-17 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
To reform you.

[Yeah, he's going to be straight-forward about his intentions.]

Of course, I don't expect any miracles.

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Date: 2011-01-17 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Eddie holds up a finger as he corrects Roman:] Inmate. You're my inmate. If you were merely a pet project it would be very evident.

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Date: 2011-01-17 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
No point in lying, is there?

[He works on reattaching his cane to his belt, but keeps his eyes on Roman.]

It's something I can't get in Gotham.

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Date: 2011-01-17 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Bingo.]

Is that something you'd be interested in? Because that is what I'm going to be attempting to give you throughout this partnership.

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Date: 2011-01-17 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Yes.

[Eddie shrugs with his hands.]

Unless you'd like to spend eternity in an abyss?

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