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Jan. 15th, 2011 11:14 pm
maskurbates: (Surfin' teh intarwebs)
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Dear Dr. Arkham,

Apparently it hasn't been brought to your attention yet, so let me do you a favor and tell you: inducing insanity is the shittiest treatment plan in the history of psychiatry. Every goddamn hallucination/attempt at deluding me further has been a waste of both of our time, even though I gotta give you points for the blonde. She was a nice touch, but nothing I couldn't imagine without the OD of sedatives or whatever the fuck you're using here. If I find out you told my lawyer I don't want to see his pussy ass, I will cut out your tongue and cram it so far down your throat that it will tickle your lower esophageal sphincter.

Hope the family is well.

Yours,

Roman Sionis

PS: When I say "hope the family is well" I mean it sincerely. But that's because I want the privilege of being the one to introduce them to the wonderful world of heated, blunt objects.

PPS: Food's better than last time, though. Good job.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:06 am (UTC)

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
[Never mind that Severen was the interuppter in the first place]

Who the fuck is this silent ass prick?

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
I ain't seen your name on it.

[Oh wait. There it is]

Roman Sionis. What kind of name is that? Sounds like somethin' out of a soap opera.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-16 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
You is from a soap opera?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
Alright, whatever. You coulda told me about your rivetin' television career an' then I woulda been mighty impressed. Now, I'm just bored.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
Can't say I didn't rock the suspenders back then.

Tommy guns. Fuck. Where can you get one of them nowadays?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vfranklinmott.livejournal.com
I wouldn't even know, man. Guns are so messy anyways. No class at all.

Re: [voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
[Cause this guy is the epitome of class ]

It leaves a fuckin' mark! That's the fuckin' point.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vfranklinmott.livejournal.com
[Clearly these two are a standard of class that the rest of the Barge can never hope to achieve.]

Too many marks.

Re: [voice]

Date: 2011-01-16 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeehawkiller.livejournal.com
An' what's wrong with that? You ain't fuckin' liiiiivin' if you're afraid to go crazy!!

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