003; video; and/or action for neighbors
Jan. 21st, 2011 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maskurbates[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:03 am (UTC)spamspamspam!
Date: 2011-01-22 06:10 am (UTC)Get the fuck off me!
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:19 am (UTC)I'm sorely tempted to lock you in the basement for the duration of this port.
[He manages to stand up, but with some difficulty. Instead of holding onto Roman's torso, he wraps an iron grip around his wrist and keeps the length of a recently purchased cane pressed against his chest.]
Stephanie?
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:23 am (UTC)I thought you were going to keep him away from me!
[ And then she's off, running painfully slowly on tiny toddler legs in the direction she thinks home was. ]
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:33 am (UTC)She started it.
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:44 am (UTC)[There's not much he can do for Stephanie with Roman still present, so he turns on his heel, dragging him towards the house.]
And you encouraged it by antagonizing her, didn't you. Where's the babysitter?
[Assuming he called a babysitter. He's pretty sure he did.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:52 am (UTC)How should I know where the babysitter is? I'm old enough to be alone anyway. And I'll have you know I caught her vandalizing Mr. Wilson's property, among other criminal offenses.
[Yes, spin it so you're the good guy, Roman.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:04 am (UTC)Which gave you permission to assault a seven year old girl?
[He quirks an eyebrow at him, finally letting go. The front door is slammed shut behind them by a sudden breeze. Eddie glances at it, and then turns to lock it.]
What she was up to was none of your business.
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:08 am (UTC)She's a grown woman trapped in a child's body, for Christ sake, she's not a fucking seven year old.
And she intended to lay the blame on this household.
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:22 am (UTC)What was she, seventeen when you first assaulted her? I missed your class, Roman.
[He pats him on the head on his way into the kitchen.]
For your actions, the blame is now on you.
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:29 am (UTC)[He jerks away from Eddie's touch and plops onto the couch.]
Oh, whoop de doo.
[And then, muttered:]
If the fucking cunt had stayed dead this wouldn't be an issue.
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:42 am (UTC)Death generally doesn't fix the issue. Black Mask, for example, still manages to show his head around Gotham's parts while six feet under.
[He approaches the couch, leaning over it, looking down at Roman.]
Why exactly does she deserve to die?
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:48 am (UTC)What?
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:53 am (UTC)Answer the question.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:08 am (UTC)spamspamspam!
Date: 2011-01-22 08:10 am (UTC)spamspamspam!
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:18 am (UTC)spamspamspam!
Date: 2011-01-22 08:27 am (UTC)[Becoming more agitated:]
Masks, Nygma. Fucking masks. Playing dress up and taking the law into their own hands because they think they're better than it, when in reality? They're goddamn animals just like the criminals they take down.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:51 am (UTC)You attacked Stephanie to protect yourself, I'm supposing, but the torture was completely unnecessary. There's no valid excuse or explanation for that.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:23 pm (UTC)It certainly abates the urge to fly into a rage.
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Date: 2011-01-23 03:45 am (UTC)...Anger management might do you some good, in that case.
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Date: 2011-01-23 03:58 am (UTC)That is my anger management therapy.
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Date: 2011-01-23 04:20 am (UTC)[He draws back to cross his arms.]
It's just eliminating what angers you.
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Date: 2011-01-23 04:24 am (UTC)[He becomes visibly more irritated as he goes on.]
How do you live knowing the person who annoys the ever living fuck out of you is out there somewhere, just...existing? Doesn't it drive you insane? How can you stand it?!
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