003; video; and/or action for neighbors
Jan. 21st, 2011 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maskurbates[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
![this note](http://i52.tinypic.com/15qri9g.jpg"){kind=link}
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Date: 2011-01-26 02:42 am (UTC)My favorite are the types heavy with pain and desperation. Those are best elicited with maiming.
[Beat.]
Well, second favorite. Probably.
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Date: 2011-01-26 02:52 am (UTC)And your first favorite...?
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Date: 2011-01-26 03:03 am (UTC)What? No. A rectum? Is that what you think I do? I don't want the person getting off on the torture; I want them pissin' their pants in fear. Honestly, Nygma...a fucking rectum...
[He shakes his head and rubs his temples.]
The first favorite are the kind that are heavy with pain and lust.
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Date: 2011-01-26 03:16 am (UTC)That was an ironic follow up to your previous comment. [He's vaguely amused by his own wit.] It's a slight improvement, if not ideal. You can participate in that legally.
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Date: 2011-01-26 03:26 am (UTC)Different occasions, Diddles.
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Date: 2011-01-26 03:32 am (UTC)Why don't you focus on the one that isn't morally objectionable?
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Date: 2011-01-26 04:45 am (UTC)quite nicesensation is one he hasn't felt in decades.]Because I have no morals? What the hell do you think?