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[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]

Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.

Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--

[The video pans over to Slade's house.]

--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.

[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]

So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?

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Date: 2011-01-26 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
This? Is a learning experience. You'll have had multiple by the end of the year.

[He twists the car down a road, having momentarily forgotten which street they were supposed to be navigating.]

De-aging just seems to be one of the more frequent afflictions.

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Date: 2011-01-26 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Thirty minutes ago, when I drove home from work.

[He might regret asking this, but:] why is torture fun for you?

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Date: 2011-01-26 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
I couldn't say.

I'm reducing the speed just to listen. [Only by a ten.] What does that tell you?

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Date: 2011-01-26 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Edward's fingers constrict around the steering wheel, just a little. It's barely noticeable.]

You're finding a threshold and pushing your victim beyond it. There's nothing artistic about that form of physical aggression.

As for enjoying the screams, start listening to metal.

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Date: 2011-01-26 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[His face which is nice and passive.]

A few idle threats can accomplish that, I find. It's nothing spectacular.

There are numerous types of screaming. Try for one that doesn't require maiming.

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Date: 2011-01-26 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[That earns Roman a glare.] My riddles can hardly be compared to your, 'oh, I'll place this commonplace appliance in this persons rectum'.

And your first favorite...?

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Date: 2011-01-26 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
I needed an example that was equal to the elegance of your actions.

That was an ironic follow up to your previous comment. [He's vaguely amused by his own wit.] It's a slight improvement, if not ideal. You can participate in that legally.

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Date: 2011-01-26 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Eddie reaches over to ruffle his hair all daddy-like. Daww.]

Why don't you focus on the one that isn't morally objectionable?

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