I also like savings da money.

[maskurbates]

So.

Anyone know where I can get a mini giraffe?

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[maskurbates]

Not as hideous as your bitch face, I'm positive.

Picked up "ningnong" from too much fraternizing with psychos, but I like the ring.

So can you or can't you hook me up with a mini giraffe? Daddy has needs.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

Not after the bitch face comment, you jerk.

I hope you die mini giraffe-less and alone.

[maskurbates]

That is like the 23rd rudest thing you've ever said to me ever, Stephie.

I just want a mini-giraffe kiss before I die. Is that too much to ask?

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

You have them ranked? Wow. You really don't have a life.

Yes, it is way too much to ask! Probably because those things do not exist unless they are CGI!

[maskurbates]

It's...an estimation.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a sec- you're tellin' me that mini giraffe was CGI??

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

... Roman. Roman.

For the love of all that is right in the world, please tell me you are joking right now. There is no way that even you could be that stupid.

[maskurbates]

I can't believe you are stupid enough to believe that I would believe that giraffe wasn't CGI.

It's not like I'm a natural blonde like some people.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

Why do I even bother with you anymore?

[maskurbates]

Do I really need to say it?

[ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com]

This soft side of you is incredibly disconcerting.

I don't like it. It's scary.







What if it's contagious??

[maskurbates]

It's extremely contagious so you better stay far, far away.

[ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com]

You calling anyone a psycho is a bit much, don't you think?

[maskurbates]

Yeah, but in comparison, my psycho is way less psycho than your psycho, dig?