I also like savings da money.

[maskurbates]

So.

Anyone know where I can get a mini giraffe?

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[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

The land of make believe?

[maskurbates]

Hur hur, very clever, girlie, but didn't you know genetic engineering can make miracles these days?

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

Too bad they can't fix your face!

[maskurbates]

Too bad it's not a genetic problem, ningnong.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

It was probably hideous before the fire anyway.

Since when are you Australian or whatever slang that is?

[her-schism.livejournal.com]

maybe dr langstrom can help you out?

[maskurbates]

Not as hideous as your bitch face, I'm positive.

Picked up "ningnong" from too much fraternizing with psychos, but I like the ring.

So can you or can't you hook me up with a mini giraffe? Daddy has needs.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

Not after the bitch face comment, you jerk.

I hope you die mini giraffe-less and alone.

[maskurbates]

Hmmm, well, providing he never found out about that man-bat escapee I chopped up for shits and giggles...


I mean, I guess I could always kidnap him and hold him hostage and torture him until he makes me one.

Could be fun.

[maskurbates]

That is like the 23rd rudest thing you've ever said to me ever, Stephie.

I just want a mini-giraffe kiss before I die. Is that too much to ask?

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

You have them ranked? Wow. You really don't have a life.

Yes, it is way too much to ask! Probably because those things do not exist unless they are CGI!

[take-a-spin.livejournal.com]

I'd guess...ohh...three to five hits of LSD, after surrounding yourself with many, many giraffe photographs. Maybe get a little plastic one.

[ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com]

I really hate to give the guy business, but I'm sure Lex could figure it out.





Why am I being helpful?

[ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com]

You calling anyone a psycho is a bit much, don't you think?

[ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com]

This soft side of you is incredibly disconcerting.

I don't like it. It's scary.







What if it's contagious??

[androgyneninja.livejournal.com]

OPULENCE, YOU HAS IT

[maskurbates]

Yeah, but in comparison, my psycho is way less psycho than your psycho, dig?

[maskurbates]

It's extremely contagious so you better stay far, far away.

[maskurbates]

It's...an estimation.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a sec- you're tellin' me that mini giraffe was CGI??

[maskurbates]

[maskurbates]

Thank you, my man.

[maskurbates]

That I do, sugartits. That I do.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

... Roman. Roman.

For the love of all that is right in the world, please tell me you are joking right now. There is no way that even you could be that stupid.

[maskurbates]

I can't believe you are stupid enough to believe that I would believe that giraffe wasn't CGI.

It's not like I'm a natural blonde like some people.

[per-tinacious.livejournal.com]

Why do I even bother with you anymore?

[maskurbates]

Do I really need to say it?

[androgyneninja.livejournal.com]

See, this is what makes me think of you when I'm flogging and spanking someone raw.

♥

[maskurbates]

Which part? The sugartits part, the opulence part, or the Iron Maiden part?

[androgyneninja.livejournal.com]

ALL OF THE ABOVE

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