Capri contact

[maskurbates]

"Capri, Italian restaurant and bar. Please hold."

Comments

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

Then, I would like very much to be a waiter in your restaurant.

[maskurbates]

Do you have experience?

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am a butler and servant to Prince Soma.

[maskurbates]

Ah, wonderful. Is Prince Soma currently residing in the Port and available to act as a reference?

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

Indeed, he is, sir.

[maskurbates]

Splendid. Please send a letter of recommendation from Prince Soma to [P.O. box] and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[You don't really need to. It's just gonna be handwaved :P ]

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much, Mister Claude. I shall do so right away.

[ hooray for hand waving ]

[maskurbates]

Thank you for your interest in Capri, Agni. Have a nice evening.

[calling you back/just pretend this is happening the next day]

[maskurbates]

Agni? It's Mr. Claude from Capri. I'm calling to let you know you have been hired as a waiter. As it gets closer to our opening date, I will contact you for training dates and other pertinent information. If you have any questions, feel free to call me back. Take care.

[not here]

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

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