Capri contact

[maskurbates]

"Capri, Italian restaurant and bar. Please hold."

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[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

[fret fret]

[Audio]

[maskurbates]

J. Claude, manager of Capri. How may I help you?

[Audio]

[utterlydevoted.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Mister Claude. I am Agni. I saw the posting for hiring and I would like to apply to work for you. I fear that I do not know this time period or city very well, but I cannot allow myself to be a dreg upon my master's and my own friends for too long.

[maskurbates]

Currently all positions at the establishment are open, Agni. What would you like to apply for?

[Leaving a message, cause he's a cool kid like that]

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

My name is Kazuma Ikezawa, and I saw the posting for hiring in the classified ads. I don't really have a resume, but I was hoping to speak to some one about a part time job anyway.

Thank you.

[click]

[calling you back]

[maskurbates]

J. Claude, manager of Capri, Italian restaurant and bar. Is there a Kazuma Ikezawa available? I'm calling in regards to employment.

[video]

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

I'm here. [waves]

APPLYING LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW

[of-frell.livejournal.com]

[Leaving a message - this technology is still weird to her. ]

Good afternoon, my name is Ella - I'm new to Sirens Port. I saw your ad in the paper, and I understand that you might have some openings. I hope there's still something available, but I can cook, and clean, and I'm a fast learning for anything else that needs to be done.

[audio forever and oh boy is Roman excited]

[maskurbates]

Hello, Ella. J. Claude, manager of Capri here. Currently, all positions at the restaurant are open. Was there a specific position you wanted?

[Also Audio - and ohgod XD ]

[of-frell.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you for calling me back so quickly.

Well, I could work waitressing, and help out with the kitchen staff in a pinch.

[maskurbates]

Yes. There are several bouncer positions available as we have a full service bar. Do you have any experience?

[eyesmiles.livejournal.com]

[ring ring]

[maskurbates]

J. Claude speaking.

[eyesmiles.livejournal.com]

I understand you're hiring.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

[ring, ring]

[maskurbates]

J. Claude, manager of Capri. How may I help you?

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

You may help me in something very important. I would very much like to make a reservation for Valentine's Day.

/should have done this days ago

[killswithapen.livejournal.com]

[ring ring]

[maskurbates]

J. Claude speaking; how may I help you?

[killswithapen.livejournal.com]

Are you still taking reservations for Valentine's Day?

[action] l-leaving this here since I wasn't sure where else to put it--

[what-scruples.livejournal.com]

[ At some point on Valentine's Day, Roman will be accosted by a small robotic cupid(?!) with a propeller jutting out of its back. Hovering unsteadily, it tinnily informs him that he has a message from Yaha, and delivers the message recorded into its memory-- ]

Join us one day. You'll be happier within our embrace. Regardless of what your mind tells you, know that it only tells you lies.

[ The message concludes with a shower of heart-shaped confetti over his head before the cupid zips away, off on the rest of its errands. ]

[ ooc; As you might have guessed, this is a glitched (with mun approval) message! If you want to see what Yaha intended to send, check out the unscreened post here (http://what-scruples.livejournal.com/4825.html). ]

[action] at his house/it would help if I read it all the way

[maskurbates]

[Covered in confetti and disturbed, he slams the door and locks it.

GODDAMMIT YAHA]

[action] ACTUALLY YOU CAN STILL BREAK IT IF YOU WANT

[what-scruples.livejournal.com]