Morning after meme

May. 15th, 2010 11:52 am
maskurbates: (O wuts dis)
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If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?
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Date: 2010-05-15 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
Before or after barfing?

Date: 2010-05-15 04:04 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (There is a lesson here)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
FIRST THING, dummy.

Date: 2010-05-15 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DIE.

Date: 2010-05-16 03:41 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (Ring ring for reals)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Hmm, lemme see, I got dice, but no single die.

Date: 2010-05-15 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jtoddz.livejournal.com
I'd tell you to get away from Steph and then put a rocket through your skull.

Date: 2010-05-15 03:59 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (From misery to happiness again)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Gleesome threesome, huh?

Date: 2010-05-15 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jtoddz.livejournal.com
Only in your dreams, Mask.

Date: 2010-05-15 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiberwing.livejournal.com
With or without clothes? Either way the first thing would probably be surprise-related screaming and/or cursing.

Date: 2010-05-15 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unpaidpiper.livejournal.com
Count limbs and check for internal bleeding.

Date: 2010-05-16 03:42 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (Goin' Bathory)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Damn pragmatic son of bitch. How do you enjoy life?

Date: 2010-05-16 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unpaidpiper.livejournal.com
Alot, actually. Especially without rusty razors or choke pears stuck in me.

Date: 2010-05-15 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] per-tinacious.livejournal.com
"Please let me still be asleep!"

If this was crack, they'd be snuggling

Date: 2010-05-16 03:43 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (True love)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
"Rise and shine, baby, Daddy's got breakfast."

Date: 2010-05-15 04:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hexappeal
"...not again."

Date: 2010-05-15 06:55 pm (UTC)
hexappeal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hexappeal
I don't even know.

No one can. :(

Date: 2010-05-17 02:47 am (UTC)
hexappeal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hexappeal
Then stop leering! Or whatever.

It is like his secret superpower. Maybe.

Date: 2010-05-17 03:08 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (I can see your nipples)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Real insensitive, girlie. I can't help it.

Lololololol, oh man. Superheroes'd never take him seriously!

Date: 2010-05-17 03:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hexappeal
How I'm never coming back to Gotham ever again.

Date: 2010-05-16 03:44 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (Cigarette)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
"I've said it once, and I'll say it again: once you go Black, you never go back."

Date: 2010-05-15 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] her-schism.livejournal.com
i'm glad i'm not dead.

Date: 2010-05-15 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] androgyneninja.livejournal.com
What's fer breakfast?

Date: 2010-05-16 03:45 pm (UTC)
maskurbates: (Blowjays- fuck yes)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
"Now put that mouth where it really belongs, girlie."

Date: 2010-05-16 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-fright.livejournal.com
So charming. How can I resist?
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