001; video

[maskurbates]

[After some fiddling around, Roman's figured out how to use video, but that's about all he's determined since his arrival. Here's a skullheaded personage looking distinctly perturbed for your viewing pleasure.]

If this isn't Arkham's most demented and creative attempt at psychotherapy yet, I don't know what is. But I'm sure we'll get to that shortly.

I think you all know the drill, ladies and gentlemen. You have information and I want it. I got a laundry list of items to check off and believe me when I say I ain't fuckin' thrilled, so start talking.

First order of business: what happened to CW?

Comments

[maskurbates]

So what you're saying is that you're a part-computer-with-opinions.

[i_like_your]

Every computer has opinions.

It's a matter of what it can perceive.

[maskurbates]

Or whoever programmed them into it.

[i_like_your]

That can be troublesome...

[maskurbates]

Let me guess: the drill and saw stuff.

[i_like_your]

No.

The reprogramming stuff.

[maskurbates]

Are you being intentionally vague or are you programmed that way? I really don't think I'm getting the big picture here.

LOL HONESTY

[i_like_your]

Intentionally vague. You're not meant to.

[maskurbates]

How reassuring.

[i_like_your]

Yes.

[maskurbates]

[This is Roman looking off screen and casually terminating this conversation. Because it's a little unnerving. And he's locking his door.]

[i_like_your]

[YOU CAN'T KEEP US OUT FOREVER...]

[maskurbates]

[OH GOD WHY]

[i_like_your]

[You know the cost of living? Time to pay up, that's why. >:|]

[maskurbates]

[brb hiding forever oh wait how do you hide from a texter you've never seen D8]

[i_like_your]

[Magical, isn't it? NOW WATCH AS SHE UNINTENTIONALLY BECOMES STEPHANIE'S WRATHFUL VENGEANCE.]

[maskurbates]

[good thing he lives close to the infirmary]

[i_like_your]

[Why so racist, Black Mask...?]

[maskurbates]

[maybe if you'd shown him what a babe you are he'd have second thoughts about running away >:I ]

[i_like_your]

[There's still chance for that.]

[maskurbates]

[o bby]