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[maskurbates]

[After some fiddling around, Roman's figured out how to use video, but that's about all he's determined since his arrival. Here's a skullheaded personage looking distinctly perturbed for your viewing pleasure.]

If this isn't Arkham's most demented and creative attempt at psychotherapy yet, I don't know what is. But I'm sure we'll get to that shortly.

I think you all know the drill, ladies and gentlemen. You have information and I want it. I got a laundry list of items to check off and believe me when I say I ain't fuckin' thrilled, so start talking.

First order of business: what happened to CW?

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[peektuttut]

[If it wouldn't mess up his communicator, he'd scribble over those beauteous features in permanent marker. :|]

You don't belong here.

[maskurbates]

No, shit, brother.

I'd always imagined Hell a little more fiery and full of agony, for a start.

[peektuttut]

Unfortunately, this isn't Hell. Hell is where you should be. [Seriously someone stop him before he flips some tables. :c]

[maskurbates]

You're really not a fan, are you? What'd I do? Get your little brother addicted to meth? Shoot your pops? Wait, did I hire mommy for some adult fun time?

It's the last one, isn't it? Relax; I paid extra for the edgeplay.

[peektuttut]

[And Tim just. Can't handle this without seeking Roman out for skull cracking. :c So he is going to cut off replying until the rage dies down.]