003; video; and/or action for neighbors
Jan. 21st, 2011 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maskurbates[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:27 am (UTC)[His tone suggests he is far more thrilled about the prospect of the garage than he should be.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:31 am (UTC)All I want is French fries and a vanilla milkshake.
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:41 am (UTC)I can roll with that.
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:54 am (UTC)[Can you hear that angry huff?]
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:37 am (UTC)Nevermind.
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Date: 2011-01-22 07:45 am (UTC)I'd still like to turn that A- into an A+, Pops.
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