003; video; and/or action for neighbors
Jan. 21st, 2011 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maskurbates[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.
Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--
[The video pans over to Slade's house.]
--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.
[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]
So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
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Date: 2011-01-22 03:56 am (UTC)Answer the question.
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Date: 2011-01-22 03:57 am (UTC)Years.
Old.
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Date: 2011-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)Too young.
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Date: 2011-01-22 04:37 am (UTC)[And he gives a little snicker.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 05:57 am (UTC)But here's the weird part: there's a Wilson on either side of me. Do you have a brother I don't know about?
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:04 am (UTC)He's not my brother.
[ Even though they...have the same name. Hng. ]
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Date: 2011-01-22 06:13 am (UTC)Do you know him at all?
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Date: 2011-01-22 01:38 pm (UTC)No.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:09 pm (UTC)So do you have a job or are you retired? I can't quite picture you doing the whole 9-5 thing.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:23 pm (UTC)Apparently, I'm decorated war veteran.
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:28 pm (UTC)[Cue entirely too much laughter.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 08:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-22 08:53 pm (UTC)[He sounds a little envious.]
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Date: 2011-01-22 09:11 pm (UTC)I bet she is.