maskurbates: (child: (pb) teehee)
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[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]

Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.

Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--

[The video pans over to Slade's house.]

--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.

[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]

So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?

Date: 2011-01-22 01:47 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (What?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
You're seriously spying on your neighbors? Who are you, the guy from Rear Window?

[Also ffff this means you and Riddler are a house away from him. Gross. :|]

Date: 2011-01-22 01:54 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Well. That's all kinds of creepy.

Date: 2011-01-22 03:02 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
And spying on people counts as fitting in?

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championoftime: (7 - [NORM] drinkin' tea)
From: [personal profile] championoftime
[MY GOD YOU ARE A CREEPY CHILD!] Where is your father, by the by? [Because dear heavens creepy!]
Edited Date: 2011-01-22 02:06 am (UTC)

[Text] Eerie child of wonderful.

Date: 2011-01-22 05:41 am (UTC)
championoftime: (7 - [NORM] pensive)
From: [personal profile] championoftime
I'm your neighbor's father. I think I ought to know you. [He doesn't know him from the Barge, certainly.]

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Date: 2011-01-22 05:48 am (UTC)
championoftime: (7 - [NORM] drinkin' tea)
From: [personal profile] championoftime
I lament for your father's sanity. [One person talks to him about necrophilia and one about paedophilia? What is wrong with people!]

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Date: 2011-01-22 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
How old are you?

Date: 2011-01-22 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[ This is too weird. ]

Answer the question.

Date: 2011-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[ Processing...processing...proce-- ah, fuck it. ]

Too young.

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Date: 2011-01-22 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com
[ Meanwhile, Stephanie is in a corner of said backyard less visible from the house, pulling up grass per Tim's instruction. What? She's seven. It's not like he'll hurt her. ]

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Date: 2011-01-22 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com
[ She keeps her voice hushed. ] Uncle Tim asked me to mess up Mr. Wilson's Lawn.

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Date: 2011-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com
Because they hate each other! It's not like it'll hurt anything.

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Date: 2011-01-22 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[At work, and entirely incapable of leaving until four. Damn it, Roman.]

Leave Mr. Wilson to his nefarious deeds. We don't want to have to apologize to him.

[Pause.]

And your uncle Erik is not a woman.

Date: 2011-01-22 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Because he isn't te-- twelve. [Nice save, Eddie.]

We're not in a relationship of any sort. Water is thicker than blood, in this case.

Date: 2011-01-22 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Living his own life, as you would expect from an adult.

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